Funny Status In Hindi English

Funny Status In Hindi English

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  दिल में चाहत का होना जरूरी है, BCoz याद तो उधार देने वाले भी


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⦁ खुदा ने बड़े अजीब से रिश्ते बनायें है, सबसे ज्यादा रोया वहीं है, जिसने


    ईमानदारी से निभाये है ।


  Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

  When I'm on my death bed, I want my final words to be 'I left

     one million dollars in the...'


I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.


My father always told me, find a job you love and you'll never

 have to work a day in your life.


Life is too short smile while you still have teeth...


My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.


I'm jealous of my parents... I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp... From now on my status would


be '*no status*' or just a smiley...