Best Whatsapp Status in English
1. People are like music some say the truth and rest, just noise.
2.. We are all part of the ultimate statistic – ten out of ten die
3. It’s not how tragically we suffer but how miraculously we live.
4. Love is that state of mind when a karan johar film becomes bearable.
5. Dream as if you’ll live forever... Live as if tomorrow is last one.
6. Always remember you are UNIQUE - Just like everybody else.
7. You don’t have to like me... I am not a facebook status.
8. The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude.
9. Don’t be too optimistic. The light at the end of the tunnel may be another train.
10. At last got to know how to loose weight in 10 days: Just turn your head right then left and repeat whenever offered any food :)
11. Life is too short. Don't waste it removing pen drive safely.
12. Whatsapp status is loading...
13. Think about it ..every time we look back at ourselves five years ago we think we were an idiot.
14. Happiness is when 'Last seen at' changes to 'Online' and then to 'Typing...'
15. I was not busy to be online… I had just gave up on my life when I picked up this girls phone and saw my contact name as 'Free Recharge'
16. I Am Not Special, I Am Just Limited Edition!
17. I’am looking for a bank loan which can perform two things..give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.
18. Math Rule: If it seems easy, you’re doing it wrong.
19. They say we learn from our mistakes. So, I'm making as many as possible! Soon I will be a genius :-B
20. Waiting for Wi-Fi Network...
21. Sleep till you’re hungry... Eat till you’re sleepy.
22. There are 3 types of people in the world- vegetarian, non-vegetarian and Tuesday / Saturday
23. Coins always make sound but the currency notes are always silent! that’s why I’m always calm and silent...
24. One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry.
25. Second chances are for losers, either we do it in first place or live it for others.
26. Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I’m tired of solving them for you.
27. We live in a society were pizza gets to your house before police
28. One wise guy invented mobile application Whatsapp and his wife added last seen feature...
29. Don’t be happy.I don’t Really forgive people,I just pretend like it’s ok and wait for my turn to destroy them.
30. Jealousy = I actually care about you.
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