100 Latest Attitude Awesome Whatsapp Status for Facebook

100 Latest Attitude Awesome Whatsapp Status for Facebook

1. I don’t wake up every day to impress you.

2. SARCASM: Just one of the many services i offer.

3. God is really creative, I mean... just look at me.

4. Whenever i think of quitting smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

5. Sometimes all you need is love. LoL, just kidding, you need Money.

6. I say no to drugs, but they don’t listen.

7. I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone.

8. If loving you is wrong, Then i don’t want to be right.

9. When you’re good, you’re good, when you’re awesome you’re me.

10. At least mosquitoes are attracted to me.

11. Can I take your picture? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters.

12. Taking revenge is wrong…very very wrong.. But very very fun..

13. When life gets tough, remember: You were the strongest sperm.

14. The ones who say “you can’t” and “you won’t” are probably the ones scared that “you will”.

15. The funniest thing in class is when the teacher cracks a joke and no one laughs.

16. When your ex asks if you can still be friends right after a break up, it's like having a kidnapper tell you to keep in touch.

17. Awesome ends with me and Ugly starts with U.

18. Is it vodka o’clock yet?

19. Be yourself, who else is better qualified?

20. ETC – End of Thinking Capacity.

21. I have 2-3 real friends, the rest are just people I socialize with.

22. Marriage is a "workshop", Where husband 'works' and wife 'shops'.

23. I need Six months of vacation, Twice a year.

24. Time is precious, waste it wisely.

25. Life is Short – Chat Fast!

26. Totally available! Please disturb me!

27. You can never buy Love....But still you have to pay for it.

28. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy saving mode.

29. Hey there whatsapp is using me.

30. Not always "Available" Try your Luck...

31. My "last seen at" was just to check your "last seen at".

32. I'd rather have honest enemies than fake friends.

33. Style is a reflection of your attitude and your personality.

34. I believe there should be a better way to start each day... instead of waking up every morning.

35. I always dream of being a millionaire like my uncle!... He's dreaming too.

36. I believe if you keep your faith, you keep your trust, you keep the right attitude, if you're grateful, you'll see God open up new doors.

37. When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.

38. Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people.

39. Friends come and go, but enemies remain and build up.

40.Don’t waste your time with explanations Because people only hear what they want to hear from you.

41. Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

42. Phones are better than girlfriends, At least we can switch off.

43. His story is History, My Story is Mystery.

44. Not all men are fools, Some stay bachelor.

45. Virginity is not dignity, It is just lack of opportunity.

46. Save water drink beer.

47. When everything comes your way.. Then you are on the wrong way.

48. 80% of boys have girlfriends.. Rest 20% are having brain.

49. People say, you can't live without love...I think oxygen is more important.

50. I talk to myself because i like dealing with a better class of people.

51. I am not virgin, My life fucks me everyday.

52. Warning! I know KARATE... And few other oriental words.

53. I am so poor that I can't pay attention in class.

54. I love to walk in fog, Because nobody knows I am smoking.

55. If you can't convince them, Confuse them.

56. When nothing goes right! Go left.

57. If you are gonna be two-faced, Honey at least make one of them pretty!

58. I am always right, Once I thought that I am wrong, But I was wrong.

59. I work for money, for loyalty hire a dog.

60. When I was born... Devil said, "Oh Shit...! Competition".

61. I am not failed......My success is just postponed.

62. Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.

63. Mistakes are proof that you are trying.

64. Be a good person, but don't try to prove.

65. Nothing in the world is more common than unsuccessful people with talent.

66. Failure is the opportunity to begin again more intelligently.

67. Whenever i think of quit smoking, I need a cigarette to think.

68. I don't have dirty mind, I have Sexy imagination.

69. If you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do is wake up.

70. Silent people have the loudest minds.

71. Born to express not to impress.

72. The road to success is always under construction.

73. I will win, not immediately but definitely.

74. Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

75. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.

76. The longer the title the less important the job.

77. Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.

78. No, I’m not feeling violent, I’m feeling creative with weapons.

79. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

80. If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

81. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.

82. Eat right, exercise, die anyway.

83. I may be fat, but you’re ugly – I can lose weight!

84. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.

85. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

86. I used to be indecisive. Now I’m not sure.

87. Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

88. Our generation doesn’t knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we’re outside.

89. Don’t steal. That’s the government’s job.

90. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.

91. If you do a job too well, you will get stuck with it.

92. Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?

93. If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

94. I'm not changed it’s just I grew up and you should try too.

95. I never insult people I only tell them what they are.

96. We recite Bollywood dialogues, repeat them, and rehearse them. Memorable words echo marvelous moments.

97. The biggest slap to your enemies is your success.

98. Bollywood dialogues attitude whatsapp status update is more powerful expression of your mood and emotion.

99. I always arrive late at office but I make it by leaving early. 

100. Those who think you have an attitude problem, just update the attitude whatsapp status and tell them there are reasons for this attitude.

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