TOP 45 jo baka Status

1. Jo Baka Aakho divas online nai rehvanu. OR Dekh Bhai Pura din online nahi rehneka.
2. Jo Baka Maru dp na joya karis. OR Dekh Bhai Mera dp mat dekha kar pura din.
3. Jo Baka Nava Varsh thi khotu nai bolvanu OR Dekh Bhai Naye Saal se jooth nai bolneka.
4. Jo Baka Maru status na vanchya kar OR Dekh Bhai Mera status nahi padhneka.
5. Jo Baka Tu taru jo OR Dekh Bhai tu 13 dekh.
6. Jo Baka Magaj na hoy to chalavanu nai OR Dekh Bhai Dimag na ho to bolneka nai.
7. Jo Baka Mane disturb na karis OR Dekh Bhai Mujhe pareshaan mat kar.
8. Jo Baka Maru dp/status copy na karis OR Dekh Bhai mera dp/status copy mat karna.
9. Jo Baka WhatsApp ma bau privacy nai rakhvani OR Dekh Bhai WhatsApp me bohot privacy nahi rakhneki.
   
10. Jo Baka Balance nathi call kar OR Dekh Bhai Balance nahi he call kar.
11. Jo Baka Uttarayan avi to patang to chagavi j padse OR Dekh Bhai Uttarayan aai to patang to chagani hi padegi.
12. Jo Baka Uttarayan aavi Undhiyu ne Jalebi to khavi j pade OR Dekh Bhai Uttarayan aai Undhiyu aur Jalebi to khani hi padegi
13. Jo Baka Chinese dora pan ban che to nai vaparvano OR Dekh Bhai Chinese dore pe ban he to nahi banvaneka.
14. Jo Baka Uttarayan aavi Chikki to khavi j pade OR Dekh Bhai Uttarayan aai to Chikki to khani hi padegi.
15. Jo Baka Uttarayan aavi 2 divas ni raja to hovi j joie OR Dekh Bhai Uttarayan me 2 din ki chutti to honi hi chahiye.
16. Jo Baka Valentine’s Day aavyo I Love U to bolvuj pade OR Dekh Bhai Valentine’s day aaya he I Love U to bolna hi padega.
17. Jo Baka Valentine’s Day aavyo girlfriend/boyfriend to banavi j pade OR Dekh Bhai Valentine’s day aaya he girlfriend/boyfriend to banana hi padega.
18. Jo Baka Board ni exam che to vanchvu to pade j OR Dekh Bhai Board ki exams he padhne de.
19. Jo Baka Aaje 26 January che Jai Hind to bolvuj padse OR Dekh Bhai aaj 26 January he Jai Hind to bolna hi padega.
20. Jo Baka Happy Birthday to you OR Dekh Bhai Happy Birthday to you.
21. Jo Baka aapda jevu koi nathi OR Dekh Bhai aapne jesa koi nai.
22. Jo Baka Navaratri ma pass mangva phone nai karvano OR Dekh Bhai Navaratri me pass mangne ko phone nahi karneka.
23. Jo Baka prem to andhdo j hoy OR Dekh Bhai pyaar to andha hi hota he.
24. Jo Baka exam kevi gai e nai puchvanu OR Dekh Bhai exam kesi gai esa nahi puchneka.
25. Jo Baka bau hathoda nai marvana OR Dekh Bhai jyada hathode mat maar.
26. Jo Baka Amdavadi Jode Pango nai levano.
27. Jo Baka Bahu Colour Nai Marvan.
28. Jo Baka Bahu hathoda Nai Marvana
29. Jo Baka Apde to Avaj Rehvana
    
30. Jo Baka Apdo to 5 Inch no 6 Fave to k
31.  Jo Baka Mane to 4 Inch j Gam
32. Jo Baka Mane Tara Jeva shokh nathi
33. 5 Inch to bahu moto kehvay
34.  Jo Bakudi Tu Mal to apdo j
35.  Jo Bakudi Bahu Resai Nai javanu
36.  Jo Jigaa Gar safai to karvi padse.. Jo Tiniya diwadi ma gandiya rocket to lava pade
37. Jo baka aa mahine kharcho bau thai gayo ch
38. Jo Baka sinh toh sasan gir ma j rese
    
39. Jo Baka Amdavadi Jode Pango nai levano
40. Jo Baka Bahu Colour Nai Marvano
41.  Jo Baka Mane Tara Jeva shokh nathi
42. Jo Baka Bahu hathoda Nai Marvana
43. Jo Baka Apde to Avaj Rehvana
44. Jo Baka Apdo to 5 Inch no 6 Fave to k
45. 5 Inch to bahu moto kehvay(mobile)