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1. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
1. Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don’t have one, it’s probably you.
2. When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep — not screaming, like the passengers in his car”.
3. I’m an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
4. I remember the time I was kidnapped and they sent a piece of my finger to my father. He said he wanted more proof.
5. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
6. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
7. We all have that one skinny friend that eats more than fat person.
8. A little boy asked his father, “Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?” Father replied, “I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”
9. My son is now an entrepreneur. That's what you are called when you don't have a job.
10. The longer the title the less important the job.
11. I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
12. By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong.
13. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
14. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don’t need it.
15. The real reason women live longer than men because they don’t have to live with women.
16. Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
17. If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?
18. After (M)onday and (T)uesday even the week says WTF !!
19. Women should not have children after 35. Really… 35 children are enough.
20. There are no winners in life… only survivors!
21. Learn to walk before you run.
22. People tend to repeat mistakes made by others over the generations, not learning from them.
23. Live within your income, don’t be too ambitious in your plans.
24. It’s better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
25. A good reputation is precious, difficult to earn and cannot be bought.
26. Everything has to have a small beginning.
27. Love motivates people to look for solutions to all problems.
28. Don’t shut the barn door after the horse is gone.
29. Before you begin to hope about possessing something, make sure you are qualified for it.
30. Working hard will bring you riches and success.
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