MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT MUST JOKES

MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT MUST JOKES

PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.

MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu?

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MUNNA BHAI: Ae Circuit

CIRCUIT: Han Bhai

MUNNA BHAI: Apun jb b nahata hai sala geela ho jata haii. Apne ko koi aisa rapchik tareeka bata jisse hum nahaye aur gile b na hoye. 

CIRCUIT: Simple Bhai nal (Tap) band kar ke nahane ka.

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MUNNA BHAI CIRCUIT se:

“Biwi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey?”

CIRCUIT:

“Ek bigarti hai to bandh ho jati hai……Doosari bigarti hai to “SHUROO” ho jati hai”.

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MUNNA BHAI Circuit se: Ae Circuit tune is sal mehnat se krela hai isliye ye lo 5000 rs ka cheque,

agar isi tarah kam karte rahoge to maa kasam apun sign bhi kar dega.

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BHAGA to MURGA Aur BHAGI to MURGI....!!

Munna bhai: Circuit MURGA & MURGI me diffrence kaise samajhne ka?

Circuit. Simple hai bhai..

Ek patthar marne ka BHAGA to MURGA or BHAGI to MURGI...

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Bapu Ne Bola Tha Ki Kabhi Jhoot Nay Bolne ka...!

CURCUIT- bhai bapu(gandhiji) ne bola tha ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolne ka,

aaj se apun bhi jhoot nahi bolega

MUNNA BHAI- hey curcuit wo sunita ka baap ayela hai tereko dhund reyla hai

CURCUIT- bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai kheti karne ko

MUNNA BHAI- pan abhi to tu bola ki kabhi jhoot nahi bolega

CURCUIT-apun jhoot nahi bolega par tu to bol sakta hai na

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Ladki ko Patane ke Liye Kya Karne Ka..?

Munna- Aey Circuit, ladki ko patane ke liye kya karne ka?

Circuit- Simple bhai, "Minto Fress" khane ka.

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YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI..?

MUNNA BHAI: ABEY CIRCUT YE BARISH K WAKT BIJLI KYUN CHAMAKTI HAI?

CIRCUT: bahi bolay to upper wala torch maar kar

dekhta hoga kahin sookha to nahi reh gaya.