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Sunday, 14 May 2017

Kapil Sharma And His Jokes

Kapil’s latest shayari on Siddhu Ji



Kapil Sharma: Arz kiya hai…Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya
Karna Chahti hain Romance
wah wah !!Siddhu ke peechhe baithi ladkiya

Karna Chahti hain Romance
But Sidhu is Only interested in
Lung Dance, Lungi Dance, Lungi Dance…


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Kapil’s latest joke punch

India ka law aur Ladkion ka Awww… Dono samaj ke bahar hai !!

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Kapil in Auto Rickshaw




Kapil: kitne paise huye?
Auto driver: 50 Rs..

Kapil: Ye le 25 Rs
Auto driver: Ye kya sirf 25 Rs.. baaki ke 25 kaun dega ???


Kapil: Waah beta ! mujhse hoshiyaari ! ..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap?


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 Kapil and Sumona

Sumona – Tumne shaadi se pehle kyu nahi bataya ke tumhari raani naam ki ek our wife bhi hai.?
Bittoo – Bataya to tha tumhe rani ki tarah rakunga !!!

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 Kapil gets a job in Idea




Kapil Ko Idea Mein Call centre Ki Job Mil Gayi. .
Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar padi aur nikaal diya gya…
BeCause
...
First Caller : Mera Idea Ka Sim Kharab
Ho Gaya Hai..!! Kya karuun ?
.......
Kapil
– To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le…..





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