Top 20 Whatsapp Status in English
1. Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
2. Status: I can’t log into Facebook
3. Hello everyone. Look at your status, now back to mine, now back to yours, now back to mine. Sadly, yours isn’t mine. But if you stopped posting about other things and made this your status, yours could be like mine. Look down, back up. Where are you? You’re on Facebook, reading the status your status could be like
4. One day a chicken crossed the road and met james bond and said whats your name?? ….bond James Bond… whats yours??..ken chick ken!
5. Remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit.
6. Wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…But suicide’s a crime.
7. If anyone ever tells you your dreams are silly, remember there’s a millionaire walking around that invented the pool noodle.
8. Follow your dreams. Unless it’s a person. ..apparently they call THAT stalking.
9. 1. Pour milk on floor. 2. Ask which kid did it. 3. Send them to their rooms when they don’t admit it. 4. Enjoy peaceful evening.
10. Women love the winter because they don’t have to shave their legs. I think it’s time for me to shave though…my giraffe tattoo has a mustache!
11. Woke up this morning with a HUGE smile on my face… Yes my kids found my Sharpie stash.
12. Somebody slowly drove by my apartment around 3am this morning blasting not rap, not rock, but organ music. I’m pretty sure it was the Phantom of the Opera.
13. If I opened a camera store called Photo Shop, do you think I’d get sued by Adobe?
15. A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.
16. We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police
17. He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
19. A bad situation you have been complaining about will suddenly seem a blessing when something worse happens.
20. Knowing only a little about something can cause you to distort the truth or overestimate, misunderstand something.
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