Samajdar Kutta Jokes
Ek din ek kutta jungle main kho gaya.
Tabhi usne dekha ek sher
uski taraf aa raha hai. Kutte ki
saans ruk gayi, usne socha "Aaj
to kaam
tamaam
mera".
Phir usne saamane kuch sookhi
haddiyan padi dekhi. Woh
aate huve sher ki taraf peeth
kar
ke baith gaya aur ek sookhi
hadii ko
choosane laga aur zor zor se
bolne laga,"wah! Sher ko khaane
ka maza hi
kuchh aur hai. Ek aur mil jaaye
to poori daawat ho jayegi"
Is
bar sher dhokhay mein aa
gaya.
Usne socha
"ye kutta to sher ka shikar karta
hai! Jaan bacha kar bhago!"
Aur sher wahan se bhaagh
gaya.
Paed par baitha ek Bandar yeh
sab tamasha dekh raha tha. Usne
socha yeh
mauka achha hai, sher ko
sari kahani bata deta hoon -
sher se dosti ho
jayegi aur us kutte se zindagi bhar ke
liye jaan ka khatra dur ho
jayega.
Woh
phataphat sher ke pichhe bhaga.
Kutte ne Bandar ko jaate huve dekh liya aur
samajh gaya ki koi gadbadh hai.
Udhar Bandar ne sher ko sab
bata
diya ki kaise
kutte ne use bewakoof banaya hai.
Sher zor se dahada,"chal
mere saath. abhi
usey khatam karta hoon"aur
Bandar ko apni peeth par
baitha kar sher
kutte ki taraf lapka.
Can u
imagine the quick management
by the DOG...
Kutte ne sher ko aate dekha to ekbar phir uski taraf peeth
karke baith
gaya aur zor zor se bolne laga,
"Is Bandar ko bheje 1ghanta ho
gaya, saala ek sher phasa kar
nahi laa sakta.
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