Top 88 Best Whatsapp Status

1. I want my Girlfriend like Google, She will understand me better.
2. Time is precious waste it wisely.  
3. IT’S VERY DIFFICULT TO B GREAT. LOSERS PROVE THIS POINT CONTINUOUSLY. 
4. He Is Very Poor Because He Have Only Money..Cool 
5. I FELT LIKE AN ANIMAL, & ANIMALS DON’T KNOW SIN, DO THEY? 
6. YU CAN’T BURN ME. 
7. I DON’T NEED A HAIR STYLIST, MY PILLOW GIVES ME A NEW HAIRSTYLE EVERY MRNG ..
8.  I’M SORRY THAT IM NOT UPDATING MY FACEBOOK STATUS, MY CAT ATE MY MOUSE.
9. Always smiling, because yur smile is a reason for many others to smile...Smile please...!! 
10. Every problem comes with solution, but my GF don't have.
    
11. BUY MY ALARM CLOCK & YOU WILL SLEEP SOUNDLY. 
12. Your looks don't make u Beautiful, it's the person inside who makes you beautiful. 
13. The best dreams happen when eyes are opend,,
14. In “Success” all depends on the 2nd letter.
15. Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software...it's called  Sunday, please fix it !
16. Try to solve your problem yourself... Don't Depend on other..!!
17. After Monday & Tuesday, even calendar says W T F..(Whtsap,Fb,Twitr)
18.  People with status don't need status..  
19. I’ll hit u so hard even GOOGLE wan’t able to find you
20. I Wish My Parents Were Like Google. ..They Should Understand Me Even Before I Complete...!!
    
21. When i was born..DEVIL said..”Oh Shit..!!!! Competition 
22. I'm not failed... my success is just postponed.
23. We all r born to die don’t feel more special than me,, 
24. The only way to do great work is to love what u do.
25. Every problem comes with some solution. .....If it doesn’t have any solution, it’s a Girl! 
26. You have to learn the rules of the game. And then u have to play better than anyone else.
27. Life is like riding a bicycle to keep your balance, u must keep moving.
28. Math Rule-: If it seems easy, you are doing it wrong.
29. When I was born. Devil said,"Oh Shit! Competition!!!" 
30. I am not Spiderman Nor Superman However i am superhero for my GF.! 
    
31. Some people are alive only, because it's illegal to kill them.!!
32. Save water & drink beer...cool..
33. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman..!!
34. Train your mind to see good in everything...
35. In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker...!
36. Hey there Whatsapp is using me...
37. Don’t compare yourself with anyone in this world… if u do so, u are insulting yourself...
38. Create your own visual style… let it be unique for yourself and yet identifiable for others.
39. Beauty Fades After A Time, But Personality Is Forever! 
40. No matter how strong of a person you are, there’s always someone who can make you weak.
    
41. If a hug tells you how much I love u, I would hold you in my arms forever.
42. If people are talking behind your back, Be Happy that U R The one in front...
43. Dear Math plzz grow up & Solve your own problem, I’M tried of for solving them for U...
44. IF LIFE IS NOT SMILING AT YOU, GIVE IT A GOOD TICKLING.
45. Life is too short to worry about stupid things. Have fun, fall in love, and regret nothing.
46. Mistakes are proof that you are trying..
47. Sometimes all you need is love. Lol, just kidding, you need money...
48. So i heard you’re a player, Well nice to meet you. I’m the coach..
49. WIFE & INSULT Are Somewhat Similar,They Always Look Good,IF IT IS NOT YOURS!.... 
50. In  Love Story, Mom Agrees And Dad Disagrees? It's Because Mom Knows What Love Is,... And Dad Knows What Boys Are....
    
51.  I have no time to hate people,...who hate me...because, I’m always busy in loving people, who love me....
52. People say me bad…..but trust me I am the worst!
53. I don’t need to explain myself because, I know I’m right.
54. There are three sides to an argument ....my side ,your side and the right side. 
55. Phones are better than GF, At least we can switch it off...
56. I'm jealous my parents, I'll never have a kid as cool as theirs ...
57. "Dream" as if you’ll live forever..Live as if tomorrow is last one...
58. I am not your type. I’m not inflatable.  
59. A good laugh and long sleep are 2 best cures for anything
60. Galileo-Great mind!…Einstein-genius mind!…Newton-Extraordinary mind!….Bill gates-brilliant mind…..ME-Never Mind!.
    
61. People are like "MuSic" some say the "TrUth" and rest,just noise.....
62. Why is "Monday" so far from "Friday" and "Friday" so near to "Monday"??..
63. !Life is too short. Don’t waste it reading my status….
64. I wish I had "Google" in my mind and "Antivirus" in my heart...
65. I am Waiting for GF Message!
66.  !There comes a point in life ,when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will...
67. I miss the days when I was put my head on my desk...
68.  Always smiling, because your smile is a reason for many others to smile….Smile please….!!
69.  When you care about someone, their happiness matters more than yours.!!
70. !Sometimes you need to maintain a distance to keep them close to you....
    
71. Good thing is listening a new song is that it doesn't remind you of anyone...
72. Beauty is like Moon, looks much better at Night...
73. Your looks don’t make you Beautiful, it’s the person inside who makes you beautiful...
74. Someone asked me How is your life? I just smiled and replied, She is fine..
75. God made every person different, He just got tired by the time he got to china.
76. I am not fat, I am just. Easier to see.
77. I’m not perfect, I am original.
78. No matter how good you are, you can always be replaced.
79. The worst distance between two people is misunderstanding.
80. Dry fruits are just fruits that have become senior citizens.
    
81. Girls lie, boys forgive. Boys lie, girls leave.
82. I am… stubborn, and I admit it, so it’s OK.
83. I had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide 
84. I only wake up when I can’t hold my pee in any longer.
85. I am not failed, my success is just postponed.
86. Do you know what would look good on you? Me!
87. Unless you try to do something beyond what you have already mastered, you will never grow.
88. Either you run the day, or the day runs you.