Pati Aur Patni cool Chutkule

Pati  Patni Aur  Boyfriend Jokes

Ek Ladki apne Boy Friend ke sath Ghoom Rahi thi...

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Itne main us ka

husband aa gaya aur uske Boy Friend Ko Maarne laga..

Ladki - Maar saale Ko

Apni biwi Ghumaata nahi hai,

Aur dusro

ki biwi Gumaane le aata hai...

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(itne me Boy Friend josh me

husband ko marne laga)

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Ladki - Maar saale Ko, na khud

Ghumaane le jata hai,

na kisi aur ko Ghumaane deta hai...

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Pati : Darling aaj sunday hai to soch raha hu ki thoda Enjoy kiya jae...

Patni : Achhha Idea hai

Pati : PVR main mast Movie chal rahi hai, isliye main evening show ke 3 Ticket laya hu...

Patni : 3 kis liye ?

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Pati : Tumhare liye aur Tumhare Mammy Papa ke liye....

         

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Purani Kahawat hai...

Sote Waqt koi Tension Le kar nahi Sona chahiye

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Fir Bhi

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Pata Nahi

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Log apne sath Wife (Patni) ko Lekar kyu sote hain

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Wife : tumne mujhe shadi se pehle qu nhi btaya ki tumhari phle hi RANI naam ki wife hai...

Hussband : mene shadi se phle btaya to tha k me tumhe RANI ki tarah rakhunga.

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Patni : Chandni chand se hoti hai, sitaron se nahi

Mohabaat ek se hoti hai, hazaron se nahi

Pati : Chandni chand se hogi to sitaron ka kya hoga

Mohabbat ek se hogi to hazaron ka kya hoga

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Patni ne Pati se poocha - Agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge?

Pati ne javab diya, main adveise dunga ki jahan bhi raho khush raho…

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Bhikhari ne Awaaz lagayi - Babu ji roti

milegi??.

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Andar se awaz aai - Biwi ghar par nahi hai..

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Bhikhari - Chumma nahi maanga saale, Roti

to tu bhi de sakta hai...

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Pati Gaana Gaa Raha tha - Main Duniya Hila

dunga Teri Chahat main..

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Patni - Rahne do Raat ko Khatiya to Hila

nahi pate ho, Duniya kya Khak Hilaoge...

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Patni - Asa lagta hai ki Samne wale ghar main Pati aur patni ke bich Ladai ho rahi hai...

App ek bar jakar dekho na...

Pati - Main 1-2 bar gaya tha... Sayad ye usi ka Natiza hai.. 

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Wife - Kuch Saal Pahle Mera Figure PEPSI ki Bottal ki jaisa tha..

Husband - Are wo to Abhi bhi hai..

Wife - sach??

Husband - Pahle Bottle 300ML ki thi aur 

Ab

2-Litre ki hai...

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Bimar patni ne apne Pati se kaha

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Patni - Ab main nahi bachungi.. Mar jaaungi... 

Pati - Main bhi Mar jaaunga 

Patni - Are Mein to Bimaar hoon isleye mar jaungi.. tum kyon marogay..

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Pati - yar Main itni Khushi Bardasht nahi kar paunga isliey