Top 8 hariyaanavee Jokes

Top 8 hariyaanavee Jokes

1. Jaj aur Aadamee jokes

jaj: too teesaree baar adaalat aaya hai, tane sharm konee aatee?

aadamee: too to roz aave hai, tane to doob ke mar jaana chaahie .


2. Graahak aur Aadamee jokes

Graahak: thaaree bhains kee ek aankh to kharaab sai, pher bhee too isake 25 hazaar rupaye maangan laagrya sai?

Aadamee: tannai bhains doodh khaattar chaahie ya nain-matakka karan khaattar..?????


3. Hazzaam aur Taoo jokes

Hazzaam: taoo, baal chhote karane hai ke…? 

Taoo: bade kar sake hai ke !!


4. Maastar  aur Taoo jokes

Taoo maastar se – “mera chhora padhaee mai kaisa sai ?” 

Maastar -“chaudharee yoo samajh le,……aaryabhatt ne jeero kee khoj isake khaatir hee karee thee .”


5. Teechar aur Jaat chhaatr jokes

Teechar: tumhen pata hai hamaare poorvaj bandar the. 

Jaat: thaare honge, mahaare to chaudharee the.?


6. Jaat Aur akhabaar vaala jokes

jaat…… dillee chala gaya relave steshan pai akhabaar vaale se bol ek akhabaar dena… 

akhabaar vaala-hindee ya angrejee ka 

jaat ….. bhaee koeesa de de mane to rotee lapetanee hai|


7. Patnee  aur hariyaana pulis jokes

patnee hariyaana pulis se- jee mhaara gharavaala 5 din pehala gobhee len gaya tha ib tak konee aaya 

hariyaana pulis- pher ke hoya, koee aur sabjee bana le, jaruree hai gobhee banaanee .

8. Hariyaanavee ladakee aur photograaphar jokes

hariyaanavee ladakee: paasaport saij photo kheench de, ar usamen meree naee chappal bhee aanee chaahie photograaphar bee 

hariyaanavee tha. bolya ukadoo baith ja.